Death

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Death is the state of not being alive. This is not to be confused, however, with the state of not having a life, which is called being Emo. Death can be achieved or inflicted in a variety of manners, but some of the most popular are cancer and stabbing, respectively. Death can also be referred to as "Failure at life"; see Failure.

Theories on death

Many theories have been developed on how death works. Some believe that when your brain stops working and your heart stops beating you are technically still alive, you're just a living person without a brain or a circulatory system. This theory is fundamentally flawed, however, as with decomposition and the passage of time a living person could inhabit several continents at once, and furthermore do so without a visa. Believers in this theory are known to prop their dead relatives up at the dinner table until they are completely vacuumed up bit by bit as they decompose in the dining room.

The majority of people accept that when you die you are very much not alive.