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Once while i was changing my name to "There is no time for tests. Only time for crossbows." I decided that the world could use a compilation of the quotes that i append to the end of my msn name, because they are all pretty awesome. This list was started on the 22nd of July 2008, and it has been slowly growing ever since. From now on, any msn name i use shall be listed here. Unless its not awesome. But whats the chances of that?
PS: I always have "James - " at the front of my msn names, because i hate it when "Mister angryhead ATE MY DOG has signed in" comes up and you have to alt-tab to see who they are. The pricks.
Also let it be known that Shady sometimes doesn't give credit to people that these quotes may have been stolen off. He steals sometimes, just because thats how he rolls.
- A visitor? At OUR site? We must throw a feast!!
- A great man once said, "If you ever get stuck as a comedian, you have two options: Blow something up, or throw penguins in the air"
- Mister angryhead ATE MY DOG
- I ate a flare gun, and now i shoot down aircraft when i fart (I ALREADY KNEW FLARE GUNS DON'T SHOOT DOWN AIRCRAFT YOU CAN STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT NOW)
- Maybe if you sucked less you'd win more
- You FAIL!! *ELECTROMACUTE*
- "You can't get stoned off cheese!!" // "Then you're obviously not eating MY cheese"
- When i get sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead
- There is no time for tests. There is only time for crossbows.
- And by "procrastinating" i mean "i just looked up snakes on a plane on wikipedia"
- Networking in windows vista is like getting your wisdom teeth taken out. THROUGH YOUR ASS.
- Quoting things out of context since May 2008
- There IS a number between six and eight. ITS CALLED SEVEN. LOOK IT UP.
- Infant mortality? Is that like spawn killing?
- Making people pro since....like a week ago. (Personal Message:) Since September 16, 2008! Read it and weep, bitches.
- NameError: global name 'fagballs' is not defined
- "People lock themselves up on boats for weeks at a time, wtf not balloons?" (Personal Message:) "Also you can't bungee jump off a boat"
- I have a new respect for new zealand. Any country that replaces wednesday with winsday is totally in my good books.
- Hugged a man in a dog suit! (Personal Message:) 1800-YAR-BOOTY
- "DVD Write progress: 194%"....WTF!?!
- Euthanasia...is that like kill stealing?
- Abortion...is that like spawn camping?
- MMORPGS are like picking your nose. You don't really enjoy it, but you can't stop, and everybody that sees you thinks less of you for it
- Aiming is a two-dimensional action. The bullet does the rest.
- Cull the stupid! (Personal message: Sell their organs!)
- Life: The worlds most popular mmorpg! (Personal message: pm me, James de Vries, level 17 sexy beast)
- Abuse is what the internet is all about!
- If there was a way to capitalise "...", i would do so now
- "Remind me never to put 'shat' and 'spam' in the same sentence"
- "Being afk: The strategy of champions"
- Somethings come up (Personal message: And when i say "come up" i mean "burst into flame")
- I didn't say it was a bad game (Personal message: I just said you were a homosexual for playing it)
- Wait a minute....I could go to the toilet with my headphones on! (Personal message: Long cable means no interrupting my music! PS: I don't actually do this)
- Nerds put a lot of thought into their post-apocalyptic survival tactics (Personal message: If being dead doesn't kill them, dismemberment will have to do.)
- "i think i'm the only person who's ever had their debugging output say "fagballs""
- "Before you judge somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"
- "Whose pants are these? And why am i wearing them inside out?" (Credit for this goes to Tobi the pirate)
- All up in your msn grill (Personal message: Nathanael calls rule 34 on virus scanners. If you can conceive of how that might be possible, please tell me so i can delete you)
- I'M THE BUGGERNAUT, BITCH
- Matthew actually DID something o.O
- There is a fungus among us!
- Well that was non-disastrous! (Personal message: And in being so, it exceeded all my expectations!)
- Who's flammable? Who's flammable? (PM: YOU'RE FLAMMABLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
- Its as though a million brain cells suddenly cried out, and were silenced
- FAGGOTRY IN, NEUTRALITY OUT
Names that need explanation
These will be preceded by the explanation, and then the resulting name will be appended to the end.
James: apparently the menu i'm in is for burning TO an iso not FROM an iso.
James: i fail at reading
Matthew: lol!and you're doing an IT traineeship?
Matthew: FAIL
James: hey
James: LITERACY isn't a prerequisite for AWESOMENESS
- LITERACY isn't a prerequisite for AWESOMENESS
During an ozfortress 8v8 division 1 match of team fortress 2, that was getting shoutcasted by netgameradio, Shady pulled off an insane stunt that won an entire round single handedly, namely a triple ninja cap. After he completed it he asked the shoutcasters, "Shoutout to my massive balls", to which jinxx, the shoutcaster who was talking at the time, stated "That was absolutely amazing, i am speechless, and i can't believe i missed that! I was so busy paying attention to the spire battle i completely missed the shadyjames' gigantic balls of doom power going on there capping up all the points!"
Then when James (who IS shady, for the uneducated) told CJ that he was going to make the "shadyjames' gigantic balls of doom power" clip his message tone as soon as he "got a phone that like, does stuff", CJ actually made it her message tone on the spot
- Somebody ELSE has a clip of a shoutcast about MY BALLS as their message tone.
Matthew's MSN Names
And here are Matthew's MSN Names, because every now and then something epic comes up.
- VENTOLIN IS AWESOME IN LARGE DOSES
- Only guitarists can hear each other's air guitar
- We can't escape! The helipad is broken after the latest renderer update! I was too busy making the lights shiny :/ (Personal message: We can try, but the helicopter can't actually land anyway. No collision detection. How we are standing here, I don't know...)
- Boredom is like my catalyst for awesomeness
