SammyB

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SammyB is teh uber, undeniably. He is a big fan of many things, none of which you need to know about. He also enjoys poking people and slapping them for no apparent reason other than his own personal enjoyment. If he slaps you or pokes you for no apparent reason, it is nothing personal. You just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Sammy is currently employed at McDonalds Capalaba. He is payed more than you *insert evil laugh here*. He CANNOT give free food, so don't even ask. Try it and he will slap you. He also works at the school Tuckshop and frequently returns with a Chicken Tenderloin or two. A select few have the honour of being able to share in his Chicken Tenderloin, they know who they are. If any other attempts to ask or take from his sacred Chicken Tenderloin, they will be slapped.

Sammy is prone to random LOL outbursts. Please do not take these as a sign of mental illness.

If you see Sammy, don't hesitate to wave and smile. You may even get a response, depending on his mood

This page is Copyright SammyB 2007

LOL!